Arnold Palmer

Tiger is Mortal (and wet!)
Written: March 19, 2007

Vijay might have won it but it was way more fun rooting for Rocco the Talk-O and watching Tiger get wet. We may never see God again be more mortal than on his last nine holes. (Tiger) cats do not like water. As Johnny Miller said, "he could hardly wait to go home, which is not far away." No need to make 8,000 yard courses. Gnarly rough will do. Rocco came back nicely from his 3rd round debacle and finished second alone. Let's hear it for 40-somethings....again.

Ms. Vicki (the Data Base Queen) is tending to her friend Melinda in Pokey (that's Pocatello for all those out there that don't understand Idaho). Melinda is recovering from knee-replacement surgery, something you can all look forward to. She'll be back tomorrow and she'll forward the spreadsheet in a separate transmission. Needless to say, the best finish award for the week goes to Miss Kelli Miller who woulda won the whole she-bang if "He-Of-Loud-Pants-Fame-Sergio" could putt. In any event, she passes me in money chase...sending me further into the Cropper. So much for my wisdom. Bob Lutz's nice pick of Luke Donald leaps him 3 spots in the standings.

Back to Miami and the Doral blah, blah....another re-named, limited field, invitational tournaments that is on the WGC circuit. A bunch of no-names and famous-names get to tackle the Blue Monster. The thought occurs that we should have another category for these WGC events and call it "NI" for Not Invited. Does it matter?

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